Maverick Misfit

Am i the first one to comment??
It was hilarious to the core..loved it till the end.

Nice post....

Life is painfully pathetic in here. It is barely what it is hyped to be, trust me! I have to have all kinds of food in one state, and no taste! ........

I liked these words..... rational, apt, relevant, pragmatic and evolutionary....
It is quite different perception to the concept of kid...

cheers :)

Daisy Blue

Hey, Thanks yaar!! Enjoyment is the real reason behind the post!! :))



Hi Mahesh

Different perception of a kid is exactly what was aimed here....
Thanks for thinking it's that much insightful...
But actually it's an attempt at sarcastic humour amongst all the serious and nostalgic ideas of being a baby again! :)

hahahaha, hilarious to the tee...loved it...good luck maverick :)

Well, Neha what can I say... You inspired me!! And I only did what I do best! ;)

Oh,that was really cool!Baby's fart inside the womb-ew :P lol great going!

he he:)...nice one:)...there is somethin for u:)..do collect it dear

and i see the facebook quiz results spiling over a little..free

what next??
u dint explain my birth??
i was waiting for this part..

a very good post again, Mumma..

Good so see that the exams did not deter you Ms. Defending Champ :-)
(Best of luck if you are still in the midst of it..)

Though I may be missing some of the nuances, the post was hilarious and to drag Neha and Sid into the post/story was unique..

All the best !

interesting post...
Hilarious one...:)
liked the way you put the different view by empathizing a kid...
Best of luck... :)
Cheers!!

Hey, Madhu

Ms. Defending Champ?? Like the the sound of it!! :D
Actually with my exams I couldn't really write... but letting a month go seemed a waste so, this attempt! The post was written in a hurry indeed... but if you did find it hilarious, you didn't miss a thing! And while thinking about naming the characters, it seemed apt!! I wonder who the narrator and his second child is!! :D :P


Hi Amit

Well, just trying to be different from the mould :P
This is a very difficult topic and the post was written in a hurry... Not a bad attempt, eh?? :D
Thanks... :))



Hey soin

Just a bit! ;)
So you laughed or you did not?? :P



Hiya Rahul-bete

Well, Sid was actually Rahul but you can't be Guria's uncle now, can you?! ;)
So you are the next to next generation!! :P :D
So liked it huh... Thanks :))



Hey Nan

I just checked!! Thank you so much sweetheart... :~))
I am not a very regular commentator... but as you know I love, and regularly read, all that you write... Thanks again! >(hugs)<



Heyy Miss_Nobody

Good to see you!!! The "touch" of fart was cool naa?? :D
Thankss :))

too bad we dont remember those days of ours !!!

Superb post, extremely hilarious it covers both the viewpoints beautifully.
Now I see some truth in the saying;
"The world is always better on the other side of the tummy!!!"
Do check out my post too.
Keep blogging

Hahahaha..This was truly different that other posts on I; especially thF I were a baby again..

Loved it; especially the infant struggling inside...err..i mean not literally :-P

Hey Naveen

I don't agree... I'd say, thank God, we don't remember those days of ours!! :D :D
Otherwise everybody would have been born claustrophobic! :P :D


Hi Insignia

Great to see you here. You are one of the few, I was sure, who'd appreciate this write!! :D
Yeah, a struggle indeed! No pun intended!! :D
Thankss...


Hey ARJuna

Read it the moment it showed up on my dashboard! :P
Didn't comment tho'... I looked for your entry over at Blog-a-Ton, couldn't find it!
I am glad you enjoyed the humor!! :))

good post liked it to the core

Hey Saimanohar

Thanks a ton!! :)
I like this post in here too... :P

Good one.. you aimed that on your bro and father huh??? a creative wat of putting things... all the best for this BOTAM too :P

Hahaha...that was really funny!

good one, funny and cute :)

Hey Psych Babbler

Thanks... :P
You laugh and the post'sa success!! :))


Hey Rajalakshmi Umapathy

Thanks, girl! All the best to you, too. :))


Harsha Chittar

Thanks! :)

Ha ha!! A very funny hilarious post! :)

Really nice post Guria! Hats off to you!It is really funny!!

Ha! Ha! An entertaining post... served with a dash of humour :)

and its good to be back!I'm stalking you,see? :PThe touch of fart was ingenious,magnifique! :D

Aaaila... kya baddami kar rele ho meri tum log...

the write up is superb...somewhat!!!

Althought i do not hurt pretty ladies, but my resolve solidifies on reading this...

my my... u entered womb for blogaton...gosh...

but then... hey, I did not miss Blogaton, I am here...wu hu..:D

Hey, a really entertaining post thr S**** without a 'h' :)
It seened like Baby:Aaj Kal :p
Had a nice time reading it.. all d best!

"..I wonder who the narrator and his second child is!! :D :P .."

You read minds ? That was what I was thinking when I said 'I might be missing some nuances ' :-) . Did not want to ask and be rude ..

A very different and engaging read.... though, there was ample scope to make this wittier...

enjoyed reading this one and some other posts of yours. Thanks.

Here comes the defending champion to defend her blog-a-ton title.. and it seems the champion had delivered another nice post for blog-a-ton...

a very good post guria and very funny... the farting and the dad assuming that the baby responded to him was very funny... I thought this time guria might not be participating as she had her exams.. thus giving chance to other participants to taste the success of blog-a-ton... but it seems there is no such chance....all the best for grabbing the chetan's book..

I really like your site. It's hilarious. I have a humor site as well and I'd like to exchange links with you and spread some traffic around. Let me know if this is possible.

Sincerely,
Jason
HilariousHeadlines.com/talk

Hi Shilpa

I am glad you laughed! :)
Thanks!


Hey Roshmi

First time here, right? So Welcome, with all violins playing, to the MM! :D
And thank you for reading and commentating... From the next time, I'll rake your presence for granted!! :D :D
Kiddish behaviour apart, I'm glad you liked it. Thanks :)


Hi pra

After a long, long time! Am so glad to have you BACK!! I'm happy!
I am sad that you didn't participate this time...
Good you had fun reading at least! Thanks :)


Hiya Sid

yeah, ended up commemorating the great Sid in Blog-a-Ton 4...
Why 'somewhat'?? I immortalised you! :D
And I didn't re-enter the womb... remember I am Guria! ;)
I wonder who did?!! :D


Heyy Vipul

Aaargh Marshal!! Don't call me that... :P :D
Can't I live that down!!
Blog-a-Ton's effect that it sounds like Baby-AajKal... I am obsessed!! :D
I so wanted to be the last one to submit, as the Marshal always votes for that one! :P
Salute ;)

Hi Shankar

Ahh Shankar, you make my day with such comments. You are spoiling me! :P
Well, I thought I won't participate, I was so tired, but it felt worse missing it. And nopes, defending champ sounds good. Madhu called me that too :P Like it... :) I don't think I am soo good to win again!! You thinking it is enough!! THnak you, thank you!! :P :) :)

Hey Jason

Welcome aboard and thanks a lot :)
I will visit your site, and drop a word there.


Hi Talking Skull

Welcome aboard on MM. Where you should expect the unexpected. No wit when you expect it. And very lousy humour to always make you back for more. It's like an addiction! :P
Actually, on retrospection you are very right... but coming back tired from an exam and writing as fast as possible (of which half the time was spent thinking up names and colours! :P) this is enough... at least I participated... and I should also give my other Blog-a-Tonics a chance, right? Shouldn't do to win all the time eh?? :D :D
Actually I read your post, loved it, so I guess you'd understand my poor attempt at humour here :P
Honestly, I am not so good... :P
And thanks for the words! Am honoured! :P :)

Hey again! Miss_Nobody

Wow! must be doing something great!! I am making people come back! Wow, Stalker, am feeling like a celebrity here. I'd never have believed the power of a good fart err... post! :D


Howdy Madhu

See, I have another reader back!! Must be doing something right! :P
You wouldn't have been rude to ask Madhu... There's some genealogy involved here... but don't ask me, I'm too confused!! :D :P
See, I am NOT the narrator, I'm Guria!! lol... :))

haha nice nice..koi bacchi se bhi pucho kitni takleef hoti hain...!!right??i was just speaking to my cousin about this..she has a 3 yr old child and she says large crowd makes the child uncomfortable..now i kno why..all those cheek pulling and so on...must be tring as hell..and now Guria writes about INNER SORROWS of the INNER BEING..:) nice nice...i am yet to read other posts..but this is nice..i couldnt find my award...technical support pleas..

My post on this sucks big time :( no creativity at all :(

Girl this was sooo damn hilarious.. you really ROCK :) hehehehe.. you proclaimed that sid is the killer :D hehe.. lets see what sid has to say about this :) I am waiting for him to read this post. It was a damn cute post. How do you even come up with such ideas? Another blog-a-ton eh? :)

Now that's a fun post on what is supposed to be a fun topic :-D ROFL

I took a really morose view and everyone has been commenting on that :-(

Looks like, laughter is really the best dose

oh nice one
you made it more interseting by forwarding it 32 yrs

I liked the humour in this post though it is sarcastic. I always like the way you present it. very disciplined. All the best.

Noooooooo! I've commented before. But generally been a silent stalker :)

You did justice to the Daisy Blue's original idea for suggesting this topic... FUN :D ... All the Best for defending the title :D

Heyy Narendra

Finally Einstein! :P
Knew you'd understand the inner sorrows! lol....
Thanks re! :))
I will be mailing you the remaining support! :D


Hi Avada Kedavra

Thank you sweetheart! Was waiting for you! And leaving witnesses just in case Sid is successful! lol...


Hello Debosmita

Well, anything to lighten the mood! :P
Thanks for the comment, am glad you laughed! :))


Hi Bharathi

This is probably the second comment you've made in here, he first being in Blog-a-Ton 2, if I remember correctly! :P :D
Yeah, I kinda love sarcasm... :P
Thank you, so much for saying you 'always like my posts', honoured!! :)


Hey Chetan

Thanks Chetan! Just another funny story! :P


HiyaDhiman

That was sexactly the idea, FUN.... to an already nostalgically executed topic! :))
Thankss... :)

Hey Roshmi :)

I have seen you on other blogs so much, that I couldn't decide whether it's your first time around! :P
Still I checked for comments, really! That's why I posed it as a question! :P
Anyways, I can always welcome you all over again! :D

lolzzz loved the ending... and how you have presented the world from both inside and outside views :)

"Hahahaha!!! this was so damn funny, really!! I don't wanna be a baby either but somehow your reasons never came into my mind! :D :D
Now I know why babies are never given memories...
ROFL...
After so much procrastination and introspection and (other big words) with other posts, I may actually end up voting for you!!! :D :D
No posts made me laugh so much!
I am still laughing...."



Thanks!

I was only quoting you to you! But do notice the rather courteous "Thanks" that I left after the quote!

Arn't you sweetness personified ! Thanks for the second comment on my post. Means a lot. If I do, I owe you one :-)

Good Luck !

Guria,
Hilarious! Btw, am confused with our relationship status! Another blog-a-ton victory eh?! I think you will be the toughest competitor! (of all times!)

well! i was really interested to see how you present this topic!(reasons..ah..u know...:D)
as versatile as u are..this was a bit different frm ur other posts....thoroughly entertaining..i must say!

Hi Rajlakshmi

Thanks dear! It just happened! :P :)



Hey Aneet

Thanks for quoting, but was indeed very misleading! I could have started to jump before realizing you were only "quoting"! lol... :D
Thanks all the same! :)



Madhu

Don't put ideas in my head. I may be a very moody commentator, but I also do have the ability to haunt comment boxes! :P :D
and I really want/hope that second comment to come true, a reason why I didn't vote for you! Superstition! :P



Shruti

Oye don't flatter me! otherwise I will start calling you Butter-Queen! :D
Thanks girlie!! :)

Tirtha, this is my blog!! People read it! :P :P
Entertaining is good, but it doesn't reflect my life! ;) :)
So, now you are a regular commentator on top of everything, huh? :P :D

Funny Indeed! :))

OMG!! This is an awesome write up! I throughly enjoyed it from start to finish! I'm happy for you and your family! Best wishes to Neha for her delivery! And Congratulations to you! Blog-a-ton couldn't have given a better topic than this one in your case! Good luck!

Oops! Is this fiction?? Its so convincingly written! For a moment I thought it was all true like I said in my previous comment! The whole Guria,Neha,Sid set up! You're brilliant!! Keep at it!Very different approach! Not surprised Sid wants to kill both Neha & Guria :P Enjoyed this post throughly...Good luck with Blog-a-ton by the way!

Hey Neeraj

Welcome to MM, buddy! :)
And thanks.



Hi Raksha

A very very warm welcome aboard MM :)
I thought you were pulling my leg with the first comment! :P :D
This is the last thing I expected as a compliment was "realistic" :D
Thanks a lot, and yes, its pure fiction, thank God! And Guria is Neha's kid! I have no idea who tha narrator aka Neha's hubby is. :P :D
But I'll pass on your wishes to Neha all the same!! :D :D
Thanks for the follow too! :)

Thank you for your words of appreciation. The fact that you liked my writing is in itself the best award I can get.

a very hilarious post all the way

Humour at its best!

This blog-a-ton has seen various interpretations of "baby". Yours is unique (so far). No one really took 'baby' as a to-be-born - though in our normal life we do refer to to-be-born as baby. Nice thought.

Showing the same soul to have different feelings before and after birth was really good. Also, the way you wrote it - made it a fun read. Definitely one of the better posts on this topic

Raksha, you gave this post a new height...thank u for tht...and I will surely take ur good wishes for now and use them whenever I am going to have a baby :)

thanks a bunch again :)))

Hey ARJuna

That's saying too much, buddy! But I am touched... :)
And it is VERY true that your writing has hope, innocence, in addition to colourful imagination, the things not every writer can incorporate. :)



Hello Chandrasegar

Welcome to MM, Sir! I am pleased that you enjoyed the read. Thanks! :)




Hello Prashant Mehta

Firstly, Welcome aboard on MM! :)
Secondly, thanks for the long comment. They make me very happy!! :)
and finally, THANK YOU!! For the nice words! What can I say, the inspiration was bang on! And writing my passion! :P :)



Hiya Neha

After seeing your comment above! Allow me to CONGRATULATE you too :)
Keep it in your locker till the right time comes, okk?? :D

U and your congratulations...god, I think the whole world will now know for sure that i m preggers WHEN I AM NOT...god, please save me from this MMM..{} - consider this as my folded hands...i am pleading..

Forget about voting, what do I need to do to get you to haunt my blog ? :-)

My next post : An Ode to Guria ? Kidding..

whats the verdict finally? who won.. :D we hav the best contender...truly the farting and dad assuming was the best part :D..made my day

great writing !!
i love your blog !